Turbo Language

Is anyone else as frustrated as me when they hear, or even worse, see people use so called "turbo language"? This uncomprehensible form of speak irritates the hell out of me. I mean why can't you just type "the", instead of e? I mean the letter e doesn't even sound like the word "the"! And besides that, are you really that lazy that you won't take the trouble of typing two more letters to actually form "the"? It takes about 2 tenths of a second more to type these letters, t and h are so close on your keyboard! Or is it a handy tool for people who have abominable typing skills?

Other than that; What is it with people and their constant need to announce their "problems" to the world through msn messenger sign in names? I don't care if you're sick, depressed or worried! If I would care, I would contact you and ask; How are you? That's when you can tell me if you're sick or if you have just been dumped or whatever terrible drama is filling your life at that moment. Other than that; Just live your life, like everyone else. No one will gain from the fact that they read on their msn contact list that you "found e strength & courage to carry on wif life despite e ups & downs" I mean, good for you that you have gotten over your personal self pity but don't try to get any from others. That makes you a sad, sad being.
Life isn't so bad..have a little more respect for it by not complaining about yours all the time.